(Can I put that on my resume??)
First, the dog. The dog is a champion too. At peeing. And at night (not every night, but a few times now), instead of coming and waking me up to go outside, he wanders around and finds something in the house to pee on. (Why did I want another dog?)
And secondly, the boy. (I’ll preface this by saying he is a very deep sleeper and he often gets up to go to the bathroom, and I’m convinced that although his eyes are open, he is still asleep. Sometimes he makes it to the toilet. Frequently not.)
But last week he did a crazy thing. He peed in our computer chair. I think he thought it was the toilet.
I was shocked. But I’ve since learned that this isn’t uncommon for boys. I’ve heard stories about peeing in closets and dresser drawers while asleep. Amazing. A peeing sleepwalker. And of course when we asked him about it, he had no idea what we were talking about.
So, any suggestions?
How do you get an adult dog to learn to let you know when he’s got to go out?
and How do you get a sleeping pee-er to pee in the toilet?
And can I win any contests by being a champion pee cleaner-upper?